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By Mike Limpag
On November 4, 2009
At 9:35 am
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3 Comments for this post

Mark Lorenzana Says:

Hahaha. Nice one Mike, I read your column today. Very funny. :)

Mike Limpag Says:

Salamat. Bunga na sa way lingaw.
kumusta naman ka Makoy!

Cebu Soccer Says:

Cool…may I contribute? Hehe

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